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02.05.24 Monday

10:21 am


Mondays are for resetting.


Being a mom and small business owner, it means my weekends are generally, chaos monkey throwing bananas at a tiger level of crazy.


I read Tarot at an amazing party on Saturday. It was an absolute blast. 💥


Sunday morning was not a lovely relax in bed and recover kind of day. Instead, the bathroom reno marches on. The only toilet in the house is now down a flight of stairs and hidden in a corner. It’s awesome to see progress but it’s also frustratingly upsetting the ecosystem around here. 🧹🛀🧺


I’m not getting enough enrichment in my enclosure and it shows. 🐅


So today is for knitting and watching terrible movies. Don’t hate me, I’m watching Star Wars in the order king 👑🐭 mouse suggests. I’m on episode 2 and I’m still confused. 🫤

I loved this whole universe as a kid. As an adult, I feel like I am missing key plot points. Or maybe they don’t exist? Like the entire story line is just big evil old white dude ruins the universe for unexplained reasons?

Why is Palpatine such a dick? With about 200 movies and shows about this, I don’t remember a single explanation for his existence. And no. I’m not doing a deep dive research into it. If the movies don’t explain it, somebody fucked up big time.


So here’s to maybe some mystery solving and potentially finishing the back of this sweater. Only about 3 inches of knitting to go.


If you read this far, you’re awesome. I love you. I wish you the blessings of a smooth Monday full of ease. 💜


10:42 additional comments:

Shmi Skywalker’s death is a convenient plot device. See also, refrigerator wives trope. 😩


Why the fuck do the turkey (hahaha autocorrect) TUSKEN raiders torture her for a fucking month+? Do they feed off of pain? Does she secrete coffee when tortured? What is the fucking point??


Also. Why do the Jedi steal children for their cult? Why do parents let them?


12:19 pm

Episode 2 is worth it just to watch Master Yoda fight. He is badass.


These two idiots just figured out they love each other (Padme & Anakin) & now they're married? Ewwww. Such a toxic 'love' story. 🤮


Hoping that watching in Timeline order makes this shit make sense and fills in the large gaps in my understanding of this story universe.


Timeline order according to D+ Episode 1: Phantom Menace

Episode 2: Attack of the Clones

Star Wars The Clone Wars The Final Season

Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars The Bad Batch

Solo

Obi Wan Kenobi

Star Wars Rebels

Andor

Rogue One

Episode 4: A New Hope

Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back

Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

The Mandalorian

The Book of Boba Fett

Ahsoka

Star Wars Resistance

Episode 7: The Force Awakens

Episode 8: The Last Jedi

Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker



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