Terms & Conditions for Life Bitching Session

You are solely responsible for any choices or changes you make.
Life Bitching should never be taken as absolute. 
No advice is ever 100% accurate. 
All Life Bitching Sessions given by me are for entertainment purposes only.
I can not guarantee the accuracy of any suggestions I make. 
A Life Bitching Session will not replace any professional advice (whether it is medical, legal, business, or otherwise). 
I will not force you to follow a particular course of action. Nor will I attempt to exert any form of control over your free-will and common sense. 
The contents of a Life Bitching Session are not legally binding. 
Any decisions made, or actions taken by you as a result of your Life Bitching Session are your sole responsibility and have not been forced upon you, by me, your life bitch. 
I assume no legal liability for any damages, losses, or other consequences of any client decisions, subsequent to, or based on, my Life Bitching. 
Use your own fucking common sense and judgment at all times! 
It is only with the complete understanding and acceptance of the above that I will do a Life Bitching Session for you.